If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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