Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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