what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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