i already hear my dad disowning me
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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