Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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