I think I am morally bankrupt
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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