What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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