Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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