guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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