Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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