with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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