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you win
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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