their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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