My nipple is on Facebook.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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