saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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