so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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