we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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