What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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