So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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