Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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