My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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