if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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