Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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