Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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