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• (440): View more from Ohio

  D3 body, D1 cock

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down

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  wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I just pynch a tree in the face

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.

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• (858): View more from California

  WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.

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  You're High aren't you?

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  Sooooo high

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.

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• (661): View more from California

  Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.

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