would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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