We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
