Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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