Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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