I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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