I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
