We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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