Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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