She's the barista slut.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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