He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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