chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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