just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
My breasts were aching with rage.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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