And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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