You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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