I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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