Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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