I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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