It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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