I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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