: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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