Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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