I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
