I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Please, let me fuck your mom
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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