Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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