It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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