Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
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i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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