if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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