I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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