ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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