I'm drive I can fine osifer
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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