No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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