The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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