There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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