I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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