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I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
